The Foaming Vagina

Yesterday, Rose and I again viewed the "family planning section" in the pharmacy area (how politely they word it, they do.) (some background? Read the previous posts for part one, that is the first visit to the FPS.

Perusal of the products lead to us exclaiming over one such item which claimed to make your vagina foam. Foam? You ask. Foam, we reply. So I immediately thought of rabies and dogs foaming at the mouth. And I wondered why anyone would want to foam THERE. (Do I sound enough of a virgin yet or shall I continue? If you are doubling up in laughter, fie upon you, FIE I say!) So Rose and I promptly trotted up to Barb, who because of her being married for a gajillion years, we thought she'd know about foaming vaginas.

Oh.

Foaming vaginas.. that is the product is used to induce tingly sensations. Yes. Prudish though it may be, that's all she'd say (after she had talked at length about viagra but that's another story).. tingly sensations. All right. So Rose being Rose pondered..

"So.. like, I'm supposed to spread and he's going to be like.. ready honey.. and then spray?"

We both agreed that that would be a bit of a turn off.. like.. "honey, I can't turn you on but this spray can can!"

Hmm...